Scariest Halloween Costumes of 2013

 

Happy Halloween Beards of Fury fans! To all the "bearders," and "beardettes" out there, I want to wish everyone a happy and safe Halloween, and I know Rob shares in the same wishes. This is just a quick post to help any of you out there who may still be wondering who to dress up as this Hallow's Eve. Since I love the horror genre, and all things scary, I have compiled a list of the scariest things out there right now that should, (in theory), scare the shit out of anyone who sees your costume...so here goes the list, (you will have to be a little creative in making them):

1. The African American unemployment rate since Obama took office
2. The national debt since Obama took office 
3. Www.HealthCare.gov - the website might not work but your costume might!
4. The Benghazi cover up
5. The Extortion 17 cover up
6. The IRS
7. The NSA
8. Your new healthcare premium
9. Your new healthcare deductible
10. Congress
11. The Fast and Furious cover up
12. The crime rate in cities like Detroit and Chicago
13. The "Truckers to Shutdown America," - They're so stupid it's scary
14. The rising number of "part-time" vs. "full-time" jobs - Huzzah for ObamaCare!
15. Copy the look of what the faces of our founders would look like if they saw the state of this place today - it should resemble Edvard Munch's "The Scream"

So, there you have it folks, my quick list of some of the scariest things out there right now. Forget vampires, ghouls, and werewolves - if you want to really instill fear into your neighbors, open their eyes to what has been going on around them.