Congress- Worthless as Tits on a Boar Hog

Originally I was going to use the title "Worthless as Tits on a Man" but the fact is that when a girl gives them attention during coitus it can be rather titillating...no pun intended. Tits on a boar are useless though, much like our congress. A government shutdown says it all. They're paid to do a job that they honestly don't do very well. In most areas of work that gets you fired.

When there is a government shutdown, you know that our Congress runs as smoothly as a well oiled turd. Coach a team with the efficiency of Congress and you're going to be a one season coach. When a business shuts down because of leadership it's called bad management. Everyone is out of a job at that point. For Congress it's practically part of the job. The shutdown mostly comes from a stalemate on Obamacare, which is a steaming pile in itself to discuss at another time, but still they should be embarrassed. I mean in 2005 with two wars going on and a struggling economy these geniuses were concerned about performance enhancing drugs in sports. It's your job to manage the nation not sports! Anything to skip out on real work I guess.

The worst part of it all is that while everyday low-level government workers aren't getting paid, these dickholes are still getting their fat checks. It has to do with the Twenty-seventh Amendment which prohibits any law that increases or decreases the pay of Congress from taking effect until the next term. The Constitution however is a living document, hence the amendments. Which means it can be fixed. Perhaps the Twenty-seventh Amendment should be amended. When the government you're paid to manage gets shut down, you don't get paid. Makes sense to me. Then again I'm blessed with this rare quality called common sense.